Gay coldplay

Hey hey hey errbody! Hows ya'll doin, good? Gay, yer about to be a whole lot gooder after you take gay gander at this lovely coldplay of the Top Ten Gayest Coldplay Songs. I hope that title isn't offensive, i couldn't think of anything else. I don't think it is, well maybe just a little bit.

I know it's offensive to Chris Martin and the rest of the members of Coldplay, coldplay Black Eyed Peas of alternative music. Seriously, I can't name one other member of that band. The only other person worth noting is possibly the drummer. The guitarist is totally uncharismatic and the bass player, wait they have a bass player?

Chris Martin is Coldplay, that's it. Now, I love Coldplay as much as the next girl, but let's face it, they are totally gay! Coldplay is gay, that even rhymes for poops sake. Coldplay, more like Coldgay. Whenever something gay happens in my life, Coldplay makes it all better. Be it relationship problems, bad grades on tests, losing games in NBA 2k11, getting kicked in the hozingaazz, or my dog taking poops on the carpet, Coldplay is my escape.

If anyone ever says that they hate Coldplay, they are lying. At least I am. When ever someone asks me if I enjoy Coldplay I usually reply with a sny "Psshhh, no!

Coldplay’s Chris Martin speaks out about growing up with homophobia

They are totes gay dudes! They stink, P. Coldplay my love for Coldplay has ultimately led to me wanting to make a list of their gayest material. Some of these songs are actually their best songs, but that doesn't mean that they are not gay. So let's get to it. I'll start with number ten.

Nothing about it is really that overwhelmingly gay. Compared to the other songs on this list it is definitely lacking on the gay-o-meter. This song barely beat out "We Never Change" for the tenth spot on this list. Some could argue that "We Never Change" gay very gay, more so than "In My Place", but ultimately it was my opinion over my other opinion.

Honestly, I really just dislike the song.